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Evie Levy

On the walk to Mcnally Jackson I see Jesus

On a sign on a lamp post

He’s just a hopelessly romantic plumber looking for a beautiful women to provide for

Serious inquiries only

At pressed juicery I see Moses

In the soft serve machine

His face stares at me in acai swirls,

the red sea

Don’t go shit in alo yoga!

I clogged the toilet while flushing a tampon

That was 2 weeks ago

Now they have problems with the pipes

It’s incredible how easy it is to stay up to date nowadays, all I do is listen to the Daily!

I saw God at my Chryotherapists and it was Michael Barbaro